WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the heck is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain before I snap? What The Crap?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm so pissed right now. It's like the universe just threw a wrench out